My daddy tricked me tonight.  I thought we were going to cuddle on the couch but he really wanted to trim my nails.  He said they were getting way too long, but not as long as the Long Island Medium.  I'm not a medium, I'm a petite.    I heard him telling someone that he still wants to do my dew claws and my back nails.  How am I suppose to scratch up the lawn if I have short nails?   I wonder if Mommy will paint them?  What colour would compliment my fur if she does?  At least I got a cookie out of the deal, so it was kind of worth it.  He said he was proud of me because I didn't resist too much.  Sometimes I'm so good I shock myself.